47 Things Men Lose Most As They Hit Middle Age

Here is a list of the top 47 things that 6,814 men in our research study seem to be losing the most between the ages of 45 and 55:

Top 47 – Things Lost

47: My dog’s leash

46: The toothpaste cap

45: My neighbor’s spare set of keys (making it difficult when he’s locked out of his house)

44: The password to my phone

43: My Apple ID

42. Swagger

41. General Interest in Work

40. Doctor’s orders

39. My fear of rollercoasters

38. Old friend

37. Hot Water (Because I took a 45 minute shower I suppose)

36. Keys

35. Tools

34. My watch

33. Wire Rake

32. Favorite gray shirt (did Bridget hide it?)

31. Shoes without holes in them

30. Flip flops

29. Coffee mug in the morning

28. Beer cup at party

27. Place in book – where was I

26. To do list

25. Toilet paper (but already on the toilet)

24. Money

23. Argument

22. Spot in line

21. Daylight

20. Phone juice

19. Wallet

18. Internet connection

17. Patience

16. Common sense

15. Poise

14. Posture

13. Energy

12. Spirit

11. Perspective

10. Memory

9. Self control

8. Self respect

7. Hearing

6. Eyesight

5. Gas in my car at the wrong time

4. Focus

3. Intuition

2. General awareness of surroundings, like walls and beams

1. Track of time

So, what is the number one thing you’ve lost in the last year?

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